May 2013
Me most of the year: Want that. Want that. Want that.
Me near my birthday or christmas: I CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE THING I WANT.
bluebeanze:
friendship is so weird???
Like it starts out with compliments and cute things and then suddenly it does a complete 360 and you just start screaming at them and calling them motherfucker
personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better
unicorn-in-snow:
when I get home after school
“Gentlemen. This is what rape culture is like:
Imagine you have a Rolex watch....”
– holy shit (via thelittlistprincess)
zosowiththemosto:
milkpunk:
yapped:
jankyass:
if you catch me on the street listening to my ipod and i do a swift head turn i’m probably in the middle of filming my imaginary music video. do not disturb.
I have found my people.
who else like closes their eyes during a buildup and then pops them open when the chorus or w/e starts as if like the video’s starting or there’s a swift...
zosowiththemosto:
milkpunk:
yapped:
jankyass:
if you catch me on the street listening to my ipod and i do a swift head turn i’m probably in the middle of filming my imaginary music video. do not disturb.
I have found my people.
who else like closes their eyes during a buildup and then pops them open when the chorus or w/e starts as if like the video’s starting or there’s a swift...
amoying:
svvitzerland:
svvitzerland:
how do you compliment a girl in french?
bon appetits
madame more like madayum
do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them
Superwholock: The 'Big Three'! The ultimate fandoms! When something happens, it's always us. We are your leaders!
Tumblr: please can u fucking not
fricksters:
family events
Google lets you search by animated GIF now
rivaini-slantern:
starry-dawn:
simonbobx:
1. Put your username in image search. 2. Select “animated” under search tools. 3. Post result.
this is it
It’s filled mostly with the Kenways and drag queens. I LOVE IT
yep google knows what’s going on
billhitchert:
man this has been the worst life of my life
persabeth:
[breathing heavily] did u say legend of korra
deucebowl:
How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?
gothlolita:
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
“This is what I don’t get - Women are impure because males have touched them....”
– Comment on Jezebel article “Female ‘Purity’ Is Bullshit” (via albinwonderland)
How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If...
*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man: I never filled out an application.
Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Employee:
Man:
Employee:
Man: Fuck you, slut.
krvsty:
life is short so i must spend whatever time i have on the internet
